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A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I...

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk. ---------- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted...

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! ---------- Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep? Because deep down, they are really good guys. ---------- Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. ---------- What do you...

"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers." ---------- The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3 judges. ---------- The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name...

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor? No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print. ---------- Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours. ----------...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have no money for food," the...

A woman with a brain tumor was surprised when her doctor called her, and told her of a new, experimental brain transplant procedure. When she met with her doctor, he told her that she would require the transplant of one pound of brain. The doctor then asked, "What type of brain do you want?"...

A second grade teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living. "Timmy, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Timmy stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor. "That's wonderful," the teacher said, "and how about you, Annie?" Annie shyly stood up...

A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his...

Satan was complaining bitterly to God: "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship...

A lawyer, named Thomas Strange, was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies Thomas Strange, an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the...

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins -- great white...

Washington State Attorney Season And Bag Limits Section 1400.01 - General Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally...

Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's big city lawyer questioned farmer John."After the accident, did you not say to the sheriff's deputy, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer...

It seems that there's a fence between Heaven and Hell, which had fallen into disrepair. St. Peter sought out Satan. "Hey, Satan, it's your turn to fix the fence. The big guy says it looks awful. Get it done." "I like the way it looks," Satan answered. "I'm not doing anything." "You have...

I had a contract with a hosting company to host our web site but they had way too much downtime for any reasonable company. I sent them an email (I don't have their telephone number) demanding that they refund the money I put down and they replied that the setup fee and the payment for the month...

I'm wondering why we are seeing all these Internet stock scams and whether they are related to the same problem since they seem to involve all the trading houses and going public. Can anyone explain what is going on?

Anyone know where this one is going? It's really confusing. It seems like the court is taking forever just to arrive at the simple conclusion that everybody knows that Napster is around to get members who are interested in getting something for free that they would otherwise pay for!!!! So...

I believe that a competitor registered a domain domain name that is confusingly similar to our company's trade name. Right now he is using it to redirect visitors from that domain name to his competing site. What should I do? :confused: Jon

People sometimes ask me whether they can link to my site. On occasion I have had people ask me whether I have a web hyperlinking agreement. Anyone have an example of one that they can post or send me? Do I even need it? Thanks. Jon :cool: