New Hire MIA
Oh I've had more than one not come back from lunch. Our jobs are complicated and we try to ease them into it, but some just get overwhelmed. And not my first no-show either.
Yep had one accept our offer then disappear for a couple of weeks before starting. She returned to town and checked into the hospital. Ok, then over he next week she claimed to be in and out of the hospital several times. She actually did show up for work for about a day and half the 2nd week before going back in the hospital. (sent us a selfie of her scar in lieu of a doctor's note.) Then she disappeared for a few days before telling us her doctor wouldn't release her to RTW yet. No word for a week and I decided to declare the position vacant. After another week of trying to contact her we finally mailed the check for time she was here to the PO Box she had for an address. She did sign for the check but no further contact. Strange.
Quotes from new hires who didn't last long.
"How much leeway do I have on that arrival time"?
"I can't make it her by 8:00, the traffic is just to bad. I need to start at 10:00." (a receptionist)
"I need three days of vacation " (1st week on the job) Me: "you don't have any yet" The Newbee: "What kinda deal is that? That's discrimination against new hires, I'm going to see my lawyer". Me: "knock your self out"
"Newbee "My supervisor is the meanest SOB in town" Me: "why's that? Newbee: "He expects me to work two straight hours without a break Where I used to work we got smoke breaks every hour". Me: why'd you leave? Newbee" Cause that !@#$%& fired my a$$" ( hmmm wonder why?)
Newbee: "How long is my temp-to-hire period?" Me: "8 weeks" (was a long time ago) Newbee: "Can we shorten that some I don't think I can be nice to my manager that long"
Em note from a two-day employee: "I have received an offer for $2,000/year more from XYZ company, and am anticipating another offer this evening. Please submit your bid to continue my services by 2:00 tomorrow".
Most charming resignation came on a sticky note attached to a door key I found in my mailbox. "you guys are f@#$ crazy, I'm outta hear".
Starting to wonder if maybe her was right.