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I don't make this stuff up! One day a lawyer comes to his untimely death and sadly makes his decent to his new address in Hell. When he arrives he is met by his personal porter a half man half goat with horns and a fork. He is met with great admiration . Hello sir, it say’s here you were a...

Ok, Someone gave me this riddle today, I thought it was clever but then again I am very easy to impress sometimes. You may get this but for those of you that do not, it should keep you busy for ten min's........Have fun!!:nuts Three men go to buy a TV from a store they all put in $10.00...

Hope you do not have a hangover! As America has just celebrated St Patricks day, dose anyone know the story why it is celebrated? Did you know that St Patrick was actually born in the United Kingdom which is the large Island off the coast of Ireland!! "To me that has got to be a reason why...

This is another joke for your enjoyment, it is not dirty and i did not think of it! So please do not leave any feedback. A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to...

This is not legal Advice! Thank you for the use of this site, it is very informative and i will take take a further read when i get back off of my vacation in February. Keep up the good work Guys and Girls and best wishes for the Holiday season ahead. Have a fantastic New Year...

This is my general discussion, well more of a general concern realy. I have noticed alot latley that this site is becoming a bill board for advertising all sorts of web pages that are nothing to do with the general make up of this site? I would like to see the bill board bandits nipped in...

Somebody from a local charity is going over some files and realizes he hasn’t gotten any donations from the towns most succesful lawyer. So the man calls the lawyer and says “Our records show that you haven’t made any donations to us”. Then the lawyer says “well, did your records show that my...

I must say the new look of the site is fantastic. I was so surprised to say the least, when I logged on. This new look is very clear, concise and professional. Whoever put this together deserves a pat on the back. Keep up the good work; you are all doing a fine job. Mark.

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I...

Mature Couple An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get...

I cant see the meaning of the post from this member? MasTaBlaR Please look into this. Mark.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just...

A very well-dressed and dignified lawyer called a plumber to fix his flooded bathroom. When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed lawyer smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually need a change of...

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that." The...

Mr Jenkins, sat in his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer said. Give me the bad news first. Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars. That's the bad news? asked Mr Jenkins incredulously. I can't wait to hear the terrible news...

If your eating do not read! Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous well dressed woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'? How's it going?" Having already downed a few stiff drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . . ...

Another punn off of the net! A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge's orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another repetition of arguments he had heard...

I just had this sent to me as an email and thought i would share it with you all! If you have already read this story then sorry and for those who have not enjoy! All the best Muggsyj. THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare...