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At least 5 out of 10

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by muggsyj, Feb 24, 2007.

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  1. muggsyj

    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    Mr Jenkins, sat in his attorney's office.
    Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer said.
    Give me the bad news first.
    Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.
    That's the bad news? asked Mr Jenkins incredulously. I can't wait to hear the terrible news.
    The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary.:dgrin
     
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    What cut does the secretary get?
     
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    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A day out in court!
     
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    Always pleasant....
     

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