At least 5 out of 10

[muggsyj]

Mr Jenkins, sat in his attorney's office.
Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer said.
Give me the bad news first.
Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.
That's the bad news? asked Mr Jenkins incredulously. I can't wait to hear the terrible news.
The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary.:dgrin

 

[seniorjudge]

What cut does the secretary get?

 

[muggsyj]

A day out in court!

 

[seniorjudge]

Always pleasant....