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Another silly one.

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by muggsyj, Jan 26, 2007.

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  1. muggsyj

    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous well dressed woman nursing a drink.

    Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'? How's it going?"

    Having already downed a few stiff drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . . .
    "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."


    Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?":eek:
     
  2. volvoman

    volvoman New Member

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    Lmao

    LOL That was great!:)
     
  3. Michael Wechsler

    Michael Wechsler Administrator Staff Member

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    ROFLMAO... that's a good... well told!
     
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  5. muggsyj

    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    Thanks gang i feel flattered but i did not make it up, they are just old jokes doing the rounds; So no credit here i am afraid.


    Take care


    Mark.
     
  6. denm0003

    denm0003 New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAA

    Very funny nice job
     
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    Hey.................Funny............can we have more!
     
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