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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by muggsyj, Feb 24, 2007.

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  1. muggsyj

    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

    The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."

    The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

    The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"
     
  2. Michael Wechsler

    Michael Wechsler Administrator Staff Member

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    LOL... that's a new one. Haven't heard that before. Although I wasn't sure where you were going when you said "oldest profession" LOL!!!
     

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