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For someone I feel has nothing better to do with there time!

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by muggsyj, Feb 27, 2007.

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  1. muggsyj

    muggsyj Law Topic Starter New Member

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.

    Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

    SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!:yes:
     
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    seniorjudge Super Moderator

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    cool....:angel
     

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