What if the cops are called to my location while I'm on vacation?

What I would do is call the police, tell them you are going to be out of town between this date and that date; you have received some threats of potential property damage and ask if it's possible to have the regular patrol increased while you're away. I would also make your management company or landlord aware.

 

Agree.

 

A good argument for staying the hell off social media.

 

To start with I have a sophisticated video-alarm system on all my homes, I have sufficient insurance to cover all my potential losses, I possess digital video recordings of all my belongings, all of my VALUABLES are safely ensconced in a major bank's safety deposit box, I don't blab when I'm going to be away, we also hire a private armed patrol to inspect our properties several times a day.

If it ever happens to me, I'll be just fine, thanks for asking.

 

You've never seen my doors, my windows, etc...

Even if my door was broken, my insurance would remedy that very, very swiftly.

Do you recall the story of the "Three Little Pigs"?

Two little pigs weren't prepared for the storms life can bring your way.

One little pig was not only prepared, he saved his two siblings, and dispatched the windy wolf.

I was taught by my father to prepare for the myriad of things life can do to you.

I learned over the years to fortify myself, and things I own for such contingencies.

Stuff is just stuff, and there are insurance carriers available to assist you with restoring destroyed, damaged, or purloined stuff.

It would take explosives for anyone to enter into any of my homes, mate, if I weren't at home.

If someone did try to enter upon my premises, they'd have about a 5% chance of success.

On my ranch, that drops to 0%.

The only thing I can't prevent is my death.

No one can prevent that, mate, no one.

From the moment you drew that first breath, you had to acknowledge you'd one day take your last.

 

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens can lil'blue and I come to your ranch?

 

Sure, if you get here before the zombies make travel impossible.

 

I should be able to...One just has to follow the Zombie Rules.

1. Be in good shape
2. Double tap
3. Buckle up
4. Check under the stall before using a public rest room


For those not in the know... The Rules are from Zombieland. (spoiler alert...Bill Murray dies. Poor Bill...)

 

When the Zombies come I'm going to Costco. They've got everything I could use on their shelves, and the Zombies can't get in without a membership.

 

You're welcome, happy to be of assistance, friend.