Redneck vasectomy:
After having their 11th child, a couple from Alabama decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The dr. told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The dr. instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to another dr. in Ga. to get a second opinion. The second dr. was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama. The dr. instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it up to his ear and count to ten. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5. . . ," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs & resumed counting on his other hand
