What to do if you been robbed by an escort?

[JohnCarp]

Jurisdiction

New York

How to report being robbed by an escort, so services was exchanged, she just took my valuable items and disappeared?

 

[adjusterjack]

You call the police, that's what you do.

 

[army judge]

How to report being robbed by an escort, so services was exchanged, she just took my valuable items and disappeared?

Rules of escort providers:

Time is money
Collect the payment BEFORE delivering the goods
Carry no valuables on your person
Make sure your BODYGUARD remains close by at all times

If the sucker, err John, err customer foolishly carries valuables to the rendezvous site; clip him, rip him, take your tip.

 

[Highwayman]

How to report being robbed by an escort, so services was exchanged, she just took my valuable items and disappeared?

The same way you report any other crime. Duh.