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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by bo66ie, Sep 24, 2008.

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  1. bo66ie

    bo66ie Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

    "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

    "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

    "Oh my Gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"MY ROLEX!!!!!"


    :cussing:
     
  2. mondragon

    mondragon New Member

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    new cuff links too
     
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    mack5270 New Member

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    hahhahahhahahaha great +2
     
  4. Alina

    Alina New Member

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    "MY ROLEX!!!!!" That's really funny :D:D


    The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to a law school. He graduated with hounours and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I cracked the accident case that you have been working on for ten years!"

    His father screamed: "You idiot! We could have lived on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
    :dgrin
     
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    seniorjudge Super Moderator

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    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well-hung?



    A: You can't get your finger between the rope and his neck.
     
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    justagurl530 New Member

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    lmao, all 3 of these are great
     

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