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The Monkey’s Disgrace

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by army judge, Jul 29, 2020.

  1. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
    Discussing things as they are said to be
    Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two,
    There’s a certain rumor that can’t be true,
    That man descended from our noble race,
    The very idea is a great disgrace!

    “No monkey has ever deserted his wife,
    Starved her babies, and ruined her life.
    And you’ve never known a mother monk,
    To leave her babies with others to bunk,
    Or pass them on from one to the other ,
    Till they scarcely know who is their mother.

    “And another thing you'll never see,
    A monk build a fence 'round a coconut tree,
    And let the coconuts go to waste,
    Forbidding all other monks to taste.
    Why, if I put a fence around this tree,
    Starvation would force you to steal from me.

    “Here’s another thing a monkey won’t do -
    Go out at night and get in a stew,
    Or use a gun or club or knife
    To take some other monkey’s life.
    Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss,
    But brother, he didn’t descend from us!”


    Author Unknown



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  2. adjusterjack

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    This is how it really happened:

     
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    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    I would never have imagined that such events transpired.

    Thank you very much for sharing.
     

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