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Run Run run run... Public Order, Loitering, Urination

Discussion in 'Criminal Charges' started by army judge, Jun 24, 2018.

  1. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    Jurisdiction:
    Louisiana
    On June 20th in Diamondjacks Casino, Bossier City, LA; gamblers were surprised to see a naked man jogging through the casino. Eventually police caught up to him, arresting him, whisking him away to the city hoosegow.


    Terrence Roquemore, 24 of DeBerry, Texas, began throwing chairs and punches at police, who eventually subdued, arrested, & charged him with aggravated battery, aggravated assault on a police officer, battery of a police officer, resisting an officer with force, and disturbing the peace/drunk and obscenity, according to a news release from the Bossier City Police Department.
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    .WARNING ⚠ WARNING
    NAKED JOGGER ALERT
    DON'T LOOK IF EXTREME NUDITY OFFENDS YOU
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    WARNING THE DUDE IS COMPLETELY NAKED
    PLEASE STOP NOW IF COMPLETE NUDITY OFFENDS YOU
    YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO STOP
    HE'S NAKED
    YOU COUD BE BLINDED IF YOU LOOK
    I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU'RE OFFENDED
    I TRIED TO WARN YOU
    PLEASE STOP
    PLEASE DON'T LOOK
    IT ISN'T A PRETTY SITE
    YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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    PLEASE STOP YOURSELF
    YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL today.
    WHAT WOULD YOUR SPOUSE SAY?
    Think about your dear, sweet Grammy.
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    WOULD your religious officiant be pleased?
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    Have you seen COMPLETE male nudity before?
    Please stop....
    He is completely naked, naked as a 1 second old baby.
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    You're going to hate yourself for looking.
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    He is packing junk.
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    Drunken, naked man is subdued at DiamondJacks Casino in Louisiana
     
  2. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Actually, the guy's got a pretty nice bod. If I wasn't straight... :D

    Although his emotional issues would put me off.
     
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  3. leslie82

    leslie82 Well-Known Member

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    It's decent - not a very hot ass though. Kind of flat.
     
  4. Highwayman

    Highwayman Well-Known Member

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    It can be tough to arrest naked people. Not much to grab on to if they're struggling.
     
  5. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    This dude was high on something, probably MDMA, PCP, or meth.

    The STUFF makes the user feel hot, causing inhibitions to disappear, presto naughty nudity in public, naked before the entire universe.
     
  6. mightymoose

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    That reminds me of all those weird things happening when bath salts were popular several years back.
     

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