I am a living breathing man. No one can enter a plea but me. Him entering a plea means he is speaking for me. I did not consent nor hire him to speak or plea on my behalf.
You're making nothing into something.
None of those motions you mentioned are applicable in a lousy traffic ticket plea.
If a defendant stands mute, which she or he has the right to do, the judge is compelled to enter a not guilty plea. All defendants are innocent until proven guilty.
The JP was very patient with your hijinx.
Make it easy on yourself, take traffic school, or return, apologize to the court, and request deferred adjudication.
Either one will remove the citation easier than that nonsense you were spouting.
Traffic school is cheaper, but deferred is easier (you need not waste six hours watching videos).
Lagniappe Law:
Precedent for "standing mute" was set back in 1818.
In the case of the United States v. Hare, et al., Circuit Court, Maryland Dist. May sess. 1818, the prisoner standing mute was considered as if he had pleaded not guilty.
A person does have the right to "stand mute", and the judge is required to enter a plea of not guilty for the defendant, as he is claoked in the presumption of innocence.
In an act of congress of March 3, 1825, 3 Story's L. U. S. 2002, has since provided as follows; Sec. 14, That if any person, upon his or her arraignment upon any indictment before any court of the United States for any offence, not capital, shall stand mute, or will not answer or plead to such indictment, the court shall, notwithstanding, proceed to the trial of the person, so standing mute, or refusing to answer or pleas, as if he or she had pleaded not guilty; and upon a verdict being returned by the jury, may proceed to render judgment accordingly. A similar provision is to be found in the laws of Pennsylvania.
In the UK, they once took a divergent view:
When a prisoner stands mute, the laws of England arrive at the forced conclusion that he is guilty, and punish him accordingly. 1 Chit. Cr. Law, 428.
Our French allies (way back when) once decided it this way:
By the old French law, when a person accused was mute, or stood mute, it was the duty of the judge to appoint him a curator, whose duty it was to defend him, in the best manner he could; and for this purpose, he was allowed to communicate with him privately. Poth. Proced. Crim. s. 4, art. 2, Sec. 1.
To do it before Texas JP is almost laughable in my view, but it is entirely legal.
Its rarely done these days, and I recall my dad explaining it (Jone Jones stood mute) to me when I was about 11-12 years old.
My dad required us (sons and daughters) to read the newspaper daily and discuss something we had learned or didn't understand with him and or mom each evening.