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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by Betty3, Apr 12, 2014.

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  1. Betty3

    Betty3 Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    Several lawyers are in the locker room of an exclusive golf club. A cell phone in one of the lockers rings and one of the lawyers engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen.
    Lawyer: "Hello"
    Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    Lawyer: "Yes"
    Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $5,000. Is it ok if I buy it?"
    Lawyer: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2014 models. I saw one I really liked."
    Lawyer: "How much?"
    Woman: "225,000"
    Lawyer: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    Woman: "Great, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $3 million."
    Lawyer: "Well, go ahead and give them an offer but start out at a little lower."
    Woman: "OK, I'll see you later. I love you!"
    Lawyer: "Bye, I love you too."
    The lawyer hangs up. The other lawyers in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" :)
     
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  2. army judge

    army judge Super Moderator

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    Oh yeah, that's fun. ☝

    :D :cheer:
     

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