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Engineering In Hell

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by bo66ie, Jul 21, 2008.

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  1. bo66ie

    bo66ie Law Topic Starter New Member

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    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." :no:

    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" :angel

    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." :dgrin:

    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

    Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" :biglol:
     
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    Sibee New Member

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    haha I remember my father telling me this joke when i was young!
     
  3. Michael Wechsler

    Michael Wechsler Administrator Staff Member

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    Impressive use of emoticons too :)
     
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    presutin Moderator

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    Hey, Lady Justice is blind so GOD has a lawyer...Guaranteed!
     

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