Difference between....

[tmpressure]

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

 

[tmpressure]

I found a few good ones I thought I would share....

How many lawyer jokes are there?

Just two, all the rest are true.



and lastly....one that isn't mean (at least I find it complementary...)

What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

Jewelry.

 

[bluemann33]

lol, thats the wat I wnat my lawyer...pit bull attitude.

 

[1234more]

those are very funny! do you have anymore?

 

[fluffypuff]

lol, thats the wat I wnat my lawyer...pit bull attitude.

Don't we all?

 

[drewstuart]

:biglol::roflmao:

 

[archard21]

yeah, but the problem is that other side also has their own pit bull

 

[WilliamBretton]

i got 2 pitbulls. they're great dogs