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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by tmpressure, Jan 2, 2011.

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  1. tmpressure

    tmpressure Law Topic Starter New Member

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    What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

    There are skid marks in front of the dog.
     
  2. tmpressure

    tmpressure Law Topic Starter New Member

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    I found a few good ones I thought I would share....

    How many lawyer jokes are there?

    Just two, all the rest are true.



    and lastly....one that isn't mean (at least I find it complementary...)

    What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

    Jewelry.
     
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    lol, thats the wat I wnat my lawyer...pit bull attitude.
     
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    those are very funny! do you have anymore?
     
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    Don't we all?
     
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    drewstuart Banned

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    yeah, but the problem is that other side also has their own pit bull
     
  8. WilliamBretton

    WilliamBretton Banned

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    i got 2 pitbulls. they're great dogs
     

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