. I have a fear that I drive and hit somebody without knowing.
I am here to help you solve your problem.
I know how to make sure you never hurt yourself driving a motor vehicle, or harm another human being.
Wait, you're going to love my idea.
I have great ideas.
When I was 6 years old, my mother would tell me, "Son, you're so smart for a 6 year old. You have great ideas."
See, there's my proof my ideas are great, my mom told me so!
I'm sorry, I get sidetracked quite a bit, ever since the "accident".
Hey, my "accident" isn't your problem.
Besides, I already did 8 years in prison for it, so, ummm, yeah, okay.
Here's what you do, buddy.
You go to your nearest DMV office and turn your drivers license in and exchange it for a state ID card.
You sell your car, maybe you give it away, or just park it.
You take the plates off of the car, if you can't sell it.
Once you sell it, you cancel your insurance.
See, my idea is gonna save you lots of money, too.
Yeah, its gonna be smooth sailing for you once you accomplish these very simple things.
So, you're thinking, my ideas aren't that smart, because I didn't tell you how to get to work, the store, wherever.
I gotcha, buddy, you walk.
You ain't never ever gonna kill nobody if you're walking.
You could take the bus, use Uber, or mooch rides from your friends.
Hey, you might even buy yourself a bicycle, they're real safe.
I'm glad I could help you ease your mind.
Stay safe out there, pal, and save all that money when you sell that dangerous car.