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As if 1 isn't enough, this baby has 3 of 'em, sheesh!

Discussion in 'General Chat, News, TV, Politics' started by army judge, Apr 2, 2021.

  1. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    Doctors say a child in Iraq is the first to be born with three penises.

    Experts say the boy has a rare condition called triphallia, the first case ever reported in the world.

    The unidentified baby, who lives in Duhok city, was three months old when it was discovered.


    The child's parents discovered swelling in his scrotum and “two skin projections”.

    Further investigation was soon carried out to discover more.

    Stunned doctors later realised that those skin projections were actually penises – 2cm and 1cm in length – with only one of the extra two having a head.

    They then diagnosed the tot with the world's first-ever case of triphallia.



    Baby boy 'first in the world to be born with three penises', doctors say
     
  2. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Gives new meaning to manage a trois.

    He's gonna be a hit with the ladies.

    :D
     
  3. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    The press account says the baby is the first ever on the planet to have three of them thangs. LOL

    Yet, there was a name "triphallia" already in existence.

    Does that mean if someone is born with four of 'em, that condition has a name, too???

    Some things make me scratch my head in confusion.
     
  4. flyingron

    flyingron Well-Known Member

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    HIs pants fit him like a glove.
     
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  5. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    Dude, stop it, you're on a roll today! ;)
     
  6. justblue

    justblue Well-Known Member

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    Okay...that was funny.
     
  7. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Quadriphallia.
     
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  8. justblue

    justblue Well-Known Member

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    Who told you that?



    I know...bad.
     
  9. adjusterjack

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    I just made it up. If anybody is ever found with 4 penises I'll get the credit for inventing the word.
     
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    I was making a bad pun


     
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    PayrollHRGuy Well-Known Member

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    Well, at least we know now what the rate of inflation is for the penis market.

    50% over 413 years.

    Diphallia is a genetic condition present at birth in which a person has two penises. This rare condition was first written about in a report by the Swiss doctor Johannes Jacob Wecker when he encountered a cadaver exhibiting the condition in 1609.
     
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  12. adjusterjack

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    It was so bad that I didn't get it. :D
     
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