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A lawyer's wife dies

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by makhno, Jan 23, 2010.

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  1. makhno

    makhno Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice."

    Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, "You should cry. I can't believe a mistake like this has been made on your wife's tombstone!"

    Through his tears, Murray croaks, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"
     
  2. Gander

    Gander New Member

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    That gave me a giggle-thanks
     
  3. Hbionic

    Hbionic Banned

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    Nice, buddy. Now take mine:

    Q. What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
    A. Not enough sand!.
     
  4. senal

    senal New Member

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    Good one!
    Do lawyers rally behave like this?
     
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    tmpressure New Member

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    I wonder if the lawyers who come here out of their kindness to answer free questions get a kick out of these jokes?
     
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    drewstuart Banned

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    archard21 New Member

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    Sounds like a friend of mine...
     
  8. guestpost

    guestpost New Member

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    Remove them from sand instantly.
     
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