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A Lawyer Knocks at the Pearly Gates...

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by army judge, Sep 1, 2019.

  1. army judge

    army judge Law Topic Starter Super Moderator

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    A lawyer showed up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

    St. Peter approaches her and says, "Normally we don't allow you people in here, but we have a special deal on offer this week."

    St. Peter continued to explain, "You go to Hades for the length of time you lived on earth, then you return to Heaven for all eternity."

    The lawyer eagerly exclaims, "I'll take that deal!"

    "Great", says St. Peter, "I'll put you down for 393 years with the Devil."

    "Wait, what?", asks the lawyer.

    The lawyer went on, "I was only 65 years old when I died!"

    St. Peter smiled and said, "Up here, we go by the hours you billed your clients."

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