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A day without rules

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by lentz1, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. lentz1

    lentz1 Law Topic Starter Banned

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    I started my day like this adogthusiast.com_wp_content_uploads_2013_02_dog_truck_ddebold.jpg , a dog behind a pick up truck without a leash. How can this be legal? Then I went on the road and I see this sign[​IMG] , 40mph, at which point am I supposed to break if driving over 40mph. What's the legal way?I ended at the park, 2 sort of motorcycles riding in there, I didn't see how to do this legally with the kids?Then a horse and someone riding it at the park, how do we know what animals are or aren't allowed in the park. To finish the day, 2 skateboarders ride in front of me the opposite way [​IMG] . What's the the law saying about it?
     
  2. KatDini

    KatDini Well-Known Member

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    o_O
     
  3. Betty3

    Betty3 Super Moderator

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    Ditto!
     
  4. lentz1

    lentz1 Law Topic Starter Banned

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    Come on guys! Step up...
     
  5. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Your images cannot be seen. I think you can just copy and paste a picture into the message space without using the "image" tool.

    It probably isn't. I don't know if CA has a statewide leash law but your city is likely to have one. Look it up or call your city's animal control department and ask about it.

    Yes, you are supposed to brake. Brake is what you do when you want to slow down a car. Break is what you do when you need a rest.

    To brake? I don't think there is any statutory description of how you are supposed to put your foot on to the brake pedal and push down on it.

    What kids? Kids on the motorcycles? Kids near the motorcycles? Kids in your car?

    My guess is that there would be a sign some place, maybe by the entrance to the park or the parking lot or at several other strategic locations.

    I have no idea.
     
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    army judge Super Moderator

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    Wow, what an interesting day you had.
    I wonder if I'll ever see all of that amazing stuff.
    The dog behind the truck, must have been a very fast dong to keep pace with a truck.

    The coolest things I never saw was a boardwalk, a horsefly, and blindfold.
     
  7. adjusterjack

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    I've seen a horse fly, a house fly, an elephant fly and a nun fly.
     
  8. lentz1

    lentz1 Law Topic Starter Banned

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    I ended up in the park where I saw 2 motorcycles, is it ok to ride a motorcycle at the park? I want to do the same with the kids.
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  9. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Look for signs in or at the park that say what's allowed and what's not allowed.
    If that doesn't work call the parks department or use its website. Find out from the proper authorities and you can't go wrong. Why didn't you think of that?
     
  10. lentz1

    lentz1 Law Topic Starter Banned

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    I have never studied the law, that could be why I'm not thinking like that.
     
  11. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    Like the song says:

    "Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs. Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind. Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the signs?"
     
  12. Highwayman

    Highwayman Well-Known Member

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    Time to break out the prescription bottle(s). I think you missed your last dose.
     
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  13. lentz1

    lentz1 Law Topic Starter Banned

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    I'm lost in translation.
     
  14. shrinkmaster

    shrinkmaster Well-Known Member

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    They are making fun of you
     
  15. Highwayman

    Highwayman Well-Known Member

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    That's one way to describe it.
     

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