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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? Make me one with everything.

You repeated 2-8 as 9-15.

You might be a Liberal - If you go from "Anti-Government" to "Where are my Food Stamps!" in 5 days. If you think every man accused of sexual assault is guilty until proven innocent, except Bill Clinton. You believe Hillary Clinton is telling the truth. About anything. Ever. You believe...

Occurred to me too.

With the condition of our educational system, we could use old Alfred.

smh

Enjoy this funny video.

I don't know what else to do about posting political cartoons so I'm going to try something else. Some political humor can be easily understood without a visual aid. "AOC vows to use only lower-case letters to fight Capitalism." Another one from AOC. "I'm against studying civics in school...

I was thinking that, too.

I'll try this a different way. Let me know if it works.

Did that happen when you clicked on the photo in post #156 or the earlier photo? The photo in post #156 should enlarge to be readable.

Click on the picture and let me know if it gets large enough for you to read.

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The widow's name is Bob? ;)

MIT researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces...

I'd forgotten all about this thread. Now that it's resurrected - Why did the moron throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. A pregnant woman is hit by a car. She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!"...

Not really. Unless you want to litigate, the widow doesn't have to show or tell you anything. With regard to the will, if and when probate is opened with the court, the will is filed and becomes public record and you can see the file any time. A trust, OTOH, is a private contract between the...

This is hilarious.