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You'd be laughed out of court.

Well, if you don't know who her relatives are or who the executor is, you start with the NY Surrogate court's records in the county or borough where your friend lived at the time of her death. Probate records should be public record and tell you who the representative of the estate was and who...

I'm not a doctor. I have no patients. It's funnier when I say it out loud to someone who thanks me for my patience.

Bob meets a friendly stranger at a sky-high bar in Dubai who buys rounds of scotch and shows off by jumping out the south and west windows—only to get caught by the building's winds and lifted back up. Impressed and drunk, Bob tries the east window himself and splats on the street below. The...

Love it.

I'm a Dad and my daughter loves my jokes.

I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Over 100 years ago two brothers claimed they could fly. Turns out they were Wright.

If a train leaves NY heading west at 70mph and I train leaves Chicago heading east at 80mph, where do they crash and where do they bury the survivors? Just kidding. I'm testing posting details.

No. No. No. No. No. No. Do not accept the apartment and do not hand over any money UNTIL you have been inside, inspected everything and made sure everything worked. More than likely will be crap if you agree to the landlord's proposal. Don't let that cloud your judgment.

Written that way makes it seem optional so it's up to you to provide the information or not. Just understand the potential consequences when you want something from management. Condo owners excoriate rentals in their midst. There may be subtle retaliation in your future if you decline and...

As of 2023, according to the VA, approximately 240,000 American veterans of WWII were still alive. Several sites post estimates from 50,000 to 150,000 in 2026. According to the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germain, approximately 196,600 Jewish survivors of the Holocaust are...

I imagine that a single attorney could handle all three of those. They are not unrelated. Start by googling identity theft attorney for your city and make a few phone calls. Whoever answers the phone ask: "Could I speak to an attorney who can handle a situation involving suspected forged...

No, never been. Though I've driven past it in trips to Eastern AZ. It's about 2 1/2 hrs from Phoenix. This type of thing has happened before. Here's a more comprehensive article on how and why. https://gilaherald.com/san-carlos-lake-closed-indefinitely-following-catastrophic-100-fish-kill/...

The D-Day anniversary commemorates the Allied landing in Normandy on June 6, 1944, marking the start of the campaign to liberate France from Nazi occupation during World War II. Each year, ceremonies and events in Normandy, France, honor the sacrifices of those who fought, with U.S. and Allied...

A wife arrives home on husband's day off. She asks, "Hey Hubby, have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up? He says, "erm.., I dunno", why ? She gives him a sexy smile, shakes her cleavage and says "I wonder what's in there?" Husband smiles, reaches in and pulls out a $20 crumpled...

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching...

I don't think anybody can tell this joke better than Ronald Reagan.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel wrapped in his hair. Bartender says "What's with the paper towel?" Pirate says "Arrrr, I have a bounty on me head."

Ground, by its very nature is uneven. By your own admission, you weren't looking where you were going and fell. There does not appear to be any negligence on the part of management.