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"You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim" (Credit to Jim Croce) One more: You don't put your foot in the bear trap to see if it works.

Here it is: Vague. Can be read two ways. All prior orders remain in full force and effect. Or all prior orders that are not child support remain in full force and effect. The order does not specify that your prior obligation for child support is extinguished. I think you need clarification...

An elderly homesteader hires some young laborers to dig for water on his property "Don't worry, Sir, we won't let you down!" says the team leader. So the laborers grab their shovels and start digging. The first day, they're breaking ground in the blazing hot sun. They're sweating, working...

The disposition of the old child support order should have been addressed in the current child support order. Was it? If stopping the old child support was not specified in the new child support order it continues until the judge says it stops. You may have to file a Motion for Clarification...

New invention - Mind control air freshener. Makes scents when you think about it. Works by smellekinesis. A bird won a race wearing lingerie. It was victorious egret. There's a 90 year old hip-hop artist. His name is Busta Hip. There's a new dating app for old people. It's called carbon...

What lies at the bottom of the sea and quivers? A nervous wreck.

The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven. He knocks, and St. Peter opens the Gate. St.Peter: "Yes?? How can I help you??" Pope: "I wanna speak with God." St.Peter: "And you are ???" Pope frustrated: "I'm the Pope!!!" St. Peter: "Doesn't ring a bell." Pope very angry: "I DEMAND TO...

Why did Trump marry an immigrant? Because immigrants do the jobs that Americans won't do.

Breaking news: The government has been raiding farms that have been experimenting by combining human DNA with lettuce DNA. They have been finding all kinds of human romaines.

In preparation for the growing catspiracy I am recruiting and arming dogs. We shall not go silently into that long goodnight.

TC is not alone in raising the alarm about the coming catpocalypse. It's alarming how many photos there are on Reddit of cats with guns. Just a sample.

Adversity of any kind should be met with a dash of humor. It's a survival instinct.

There's a forum on Reddit where those who have dyslexia tell jokes. Here are some: The agnostic dyslexic doesn't know if he believes in Dog. The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. A dyslexic woman went to the YMCA thinking it was Macys. A dyslexic father has a son who uses a...

No, not a condition. The way it reads - sentence has already been imposed. "If" gives the court the discretion to make the probation or suspension longer if the judge decides that it's necessary.

This will cheer you up: A westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, when finally they saw an old Jewish man sitting beneath a tree. The leader rushed to him and said, "We're lost and running out of food. Is there someplace ahead where we can get...

Did Dyslexia leave a security deposit?

The remakes were nowhere near as good as the originals. 3:10 to Yuma - 1957 - Glenn Ford and Van Heflin - Theme sung by Frankie Laine. Magnificent 7 - 1960 - Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, James Coburn, Horst Bucholz, Brad Dexter. PS. Blue, who is...

Dogs can't use an MRI machine. Cats can. What do you do when you are addicted to seaweed? See kelp. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. How do you take a band-aid off a frog? Just ribbit. A potato got rich and famous posting videos. He's a YouTuber. I bought a dog from a blacksmith...

As far as I know but I'm not a tax pro. Best to have a chat with one.