Thank you, so very much for actually trying to give a humane, relevant answer. The responses I got were not what I was expecting when coming to what I was expecting to be a more professional setting (should have known better, with it being the internet. That's my bad). I've provided a breakdown...
Everyone says no. Noone says why. Id rather have legal backing if only for the assurance Im not messing things up, so I'm throwing this beast of a case out there one last time for someone to jump in on before I take my chances Pro Se.
Or even maybe explain why, even chopped up and simplified...