Harassment, Stalking, Misconduct Will I be charged for a text I didn't send?

[12345]

Jurisdiction

Washington

Someone sent a text on my phone that violates the law. I have a witness who saw the someone do it. How will this play out if the defense argues that it wasn't me.

 

[army judge]

Someone sent a text on my phone that violates the law. I have a witness who saw the someone do it. How will this play out if the defense argues that it wasn't me.

If you PROVE it was done by another human being, you'll be acquitted, unless you allowed him or her to send the text. If that's not true, you'll prevail in your defense. HINT: Find witnesses who'll testify in court that JONESY BOY was observed doing it, not 12345!

 

[Highwayman]

What were you charged with?

 

[army judge]

What were you charged with?

I could GUESS "naughty, nasty, steamy porn", "disgusting kiddie porn", or "threats about violence or death".

Highwayman, could I have "naughty, nasty, steamy porn" for $2.00, please?