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Three questions

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by makhno, Sep 17, 2008.

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  1. makhno

    makhno Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked him what his rates were.
    "$50 for three questions," the lawyer replied.
    "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
    "Yes," the lawyer replied. "And what is your third question?"
     
  2. JONROB287

    JONROB287 New Member

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    lol so not right
     
  3. justagurl530

    justagurl530 New Member

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    LOL :D so wrong but so true
     
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    icryptic Banned

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    lolz. Yup, that's the habit of the lawyers.
     
  5. matt55

    matt55 New Member

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    LOL. I get it.

    Becaused he asked him what his rates were in the first sentence that you wrote. So that counts as question, and the second question is the third sentence.

    Good joke
     
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    senal New Member

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    Third question should be, "Can I get a refund?"
     

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