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the injured thump

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by Justice19, Jul 5, 2008.

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  1. Justice19

    Justice19 Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.

    "Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'

    "Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."

    "Why don't you just shove it up your ass?" the man said angrily.

    "That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."
     
  2. Sibee

    Sibee New Member

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    lol That is disgusting.
     
  3. JONROB287

    JONROB287 New Member

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    lol yes that is sick!
     
  4. Hbionic

    Hbionic Banned

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    That may be sick but make me laugh. Wanna share a joke:

    Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
    A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
     

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