Stole from Walmart what should I do Shoplifting, Larceny, Robbery, Theft

You're right. Incredibly stupid.

Let me put it to you this way. If you rob a bank, run out to the parking lot with the bag of money, suddenly get remorse, run back in and hand over the bag of money, guess what, you are still going to prison for bank robbery. Though possibly a shorter sentence.

When you say "I stole some stuff" what do you mean? How many items? Prices?

How old are you?

 

Unfortunately, you compounded the stupidity by (1) admitting to it in a public forum, (2) using something that looks like a real name as a screen name, and (3) identifying the retailer by name. I strongly suggest you edit your post or maybe just ask a mod to delete it.

If someone files charges (something that apparently hasn't happened yet), no one is going to dismiss the charges just because you return the items after the fact. Indeed, the judge would not have the authority to drop charges for that reason. You might get some measure of leniency if you were to do this, but you'd also increase the chances of getting caught.

We have no idea what abilities you have. However, how do you think you might get "proof on [your] phone"? You'd have to have someone come with you and take video of you? You're trying to get caught, right? If so, just go back and ask to speak to the loss prevention officer.

 

This is a joke right? Troll?