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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by makhno, Feb 7, 2010.

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    In a New Jersey civil case the plaintiff's attorney asked a witness, "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

    At that point the defense attorney jumped to his feet and shouted, "Objection, your honor! That question should be taken out and shot!"
     

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