Poo Comes Back to Haunt Ventura Man

[mightymoose]

Man Drops a Deuce and Ends Up in the Can.
Feces Fingers Filcher in Flushing.
DNA Dump Identifies Poop Perp.

Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police

 

[army judge]

Man Drops a Deuce and Ends Up in the Can.
Feces Fingers Filcher in Flushing.
DNA Dump Identifies Poop Perp.

Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police

Police Pinched Pooping Perp People Plead Prosecution Penalize Pooper Praising Police!!!!

 

[Michael Wechsler]

Great read. Funny they didn't mention exactly what was the DNA evidence, only what it was not!

 

[adjusterjack]

Probably surface cells from the colon that hitched a ride on the passing poo.