Alcohol & Drugs: MIP, MIC, Intoxication Mip

[dynubisnfg02]

so i got an MIP but i didnt have any alcohol on me and they didnt brethalize me. i didnt admit to it or deny being drunk but i definatly was. do u think i would ahve a chance pleading not guilty in court??

 

[army judge]

so i got an MIP but i didnt have any alcohol on me and they didnt brethalize me. i didnt admit to it or deny being drunk but i definatly was. do u think i would ahve a chance pleading not guilty in court??

Not only do you have a "chance to plead not guilty" (as you put it), you have a constitutional RIGHT to do so!

So, here's what I would do, buddy.

Starting right f***ing now, leave "Demon Rum" alone.

You must stay away from drugs and alcohol for my plan (outlined below) to work.

Oh, "Demon Rum" ain't a band name, like my wife once asked; its just another way of saying alcohol, liquor, beer, wine, or any other intoxicant!!!

I'd plead not guilty, ask for a court appointed lawyer (or hire my own), keep my big mouth shut (like you say you've done), and wait!!!!!

No need to rush to your own lynching, is there?

In your state, a lawyer might not be provided by the court for this low level offense.

No worries.

Hire your own lawyer, or wait.

Eventually the state persecutor will offer you a deal.

The deal will go something like this:

You plead guilty or nolo contendre,
Attend some alcohol abuse classes,
Maybe attend some alcohol counseling,
Go into a probation program (supervised or not),
Stay out of ALL other trouble,
Wait in the penalty box,
Let time pass,
Stay in school or get a job,
Do everything the way you're told,
Eventually the time has passed (six months, maybe a year),
You go back to court,
The charge is dismissed,
You followed their rules,
Your record is clean!

Follow?

 

[dynubisnfg02]

alright that actually was very helpfull ill probably do just that. ive always wanted to take on the law!
!!

 

[army judge]

Oh, one more BIG thing, dude!!!!


Don't admit to being, as you say "drunk".

You weren't really drunk, and you hadn't been drinking any alcoholic beverages, had you?

If you were "drunk", my plan won't work.

If you'd been drinking, my plan won't work.

I guess you just misspoke, right???? :yes:

 

[dynubisnfg02]

i have a medicinal marijuana card in colorado too. I was thinking about saying i wasnt drunk at all and was jus etremely high on my medicine which i think could be used as a valid excuse of why the cop though i was "drunk". what do you think about that??

 

[disagreeable]

Might explain why you failed the PEN test.

 

[army judge]

i have a medicinal marijuana card in colorado too. I was thinking about saying i wasnt drunk at all and was jus etremely high on my medicine which i think could be used as a valid excuse of why the cop though i was "drunk". what do you think about that??

Sure, you do that, and you hang yourself.

I gave you great advice, that actually works.



You ignore it at your peril.

After all, wasn't it your advice that put you in position in which you find yourself today?

Yeah, go ahead and follow your advice.


The state persecutor loves guys like you!!!!

So do Big Bubba, Wicked Willie, and Hung Like Bull.

You'll meet 'em all one day at some state pen.

 

[disagreeable]

I hear none of them have anything on that Chinese guy One Hung Lo.

 

[army judge]

I hear none of them have anything on that Chinese guy One Hung Lo.

Yeah, that's one bad dude alright!!!

But, so is that other dude, Buster Nutt.

That guy Hugh Jass is also infamous.

The worst one of them all is Richard Cranium.