Man With No Arms Commits Armed Robbery

mightymoose

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This happened a couple months ago but just came up on my radar today.




There is no shortage of jokes to go with this story.

It is pretty awesome to see an unarmed man manipulate a firearm with his toes.

Despite his wheels he couldn't escape the long arm of the law.

He was just exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

He will have trouble with his legal fees. They are going to cost him an arm and a leg.

We could prevent these type of crimes if we are willing to lend a hand to those in need.
 
He'd be a poor poker player. No sleeves to hide the ace.

And he couldn't get a hand dealt to him.

I wonder if he sexually gratifies himself with his toes (a toe job).
 
He would have been a big help to Paul Revere.

"Two arms, two arms, the British are coming."

Since he has no underarms, does he need deodorant?

Wait, I just figured out why he uses the gun with his toes. He's not able to engage in hand to hand combat.

I think we are really reaching now.
 
Everyone thought he would need more time to find his feet after losing his arms.

He won't have a leg to stand on at trial.

He really seemed to have his hands full with that firearm.

He will have to be waited on hand and foot while in custody.
 
He'd have a lot of trouble with the phone book. He has no fingers to do the walking through the Yellow Pages.

Anybody remember that commercial? Early 1980s.
 
He'd have a lot of trouble with the phone book. He has no fingers to do the walking through the Yellow Pages.

Anybody remember that commercial? Early 1980s.

I remember them. Also, a bit of trivia, AT&T or Bell never trademarked those little fingers. Back in the 2000's when all those other yellow pages came out they all had some version of the walking fingers on them.

I guess AT&T/Bell never thought anyone else would have a use for the logo.
 
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