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Juicy Squirt

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by Justice19, Jul 5, 2008.

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  1. Justice19

    Justice19 Law Topic Starter New Member

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    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

    The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

    The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

    The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
     
  2. jacksgal

    jacksgal Super Moderator

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    Thank you for the lovely mental picture :biglol:
     
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    spikegomez New Member

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    Haha that is a great joke.. it made me laugh a loud.... LOL!


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    Hahaha!

    Whoa!! That was funny ... Ahaha.. Thanks for that.. I'm also wondering: why laxatives?! Ahaha... :biglol:
     
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    cbg Super Moderator

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    I'm wondering what it has to do with lawyers. But that's just me...
     
  7. mitch114

    mitch114 New Member

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    hahaha that's a great joke!
     
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    icryptic Banned

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    That's funny, but can't relate it with lawyer.
     
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    bluemann33 New Member

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    :D:DClean and funny, ....well I don't know how CLEAN it could be.:D:D
     
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    Well it isn't a lawyer joke until the guy gets out of the store and calls his attorney to sue the pants off of the pharmacist!
     

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