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Emergency landing

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by makhno, Jul 1, 2008.

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  1. makhno

    makhno Law Topic Starter New Member

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    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

    "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
     
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    Sibee New Member

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    A good business man!
     
  3. PILawGirl

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    Ha ha. I love ambulance chaser jokes.
     
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    Mitch23 New Member

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    Hahaha.. That's a good one!!! :biglol: Nice hit! :p

    >> A lawyer will always be a lawyer!!! Hahaha.. :coolio:
     

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