Can You Answer As Unhelpfully As Possible?

army judge

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Forum games as a whole seem kind of forgotten, and I don't think anyone's even going to see this thread, much less reply to it, but oh well.

Rules:

Someone asks a question, and the person below has to do everything in their power to provide an answer that is as useless as diet water. Then, ask a question.

For example:

How does one burn daylight?

Will she/he genuinely love me the next morning?

Should I provide my bank account details to the widow of the recently deceased Nigerian prince who generously wants to gift me $5,000,000?

Can no one be someone?

I'm unsure, can one?

Can I inhale a gallon of saltwater and live?

How fast would I need to run to simply run through a door to a bank vault?

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I'll start.

Should I accept candy from a stranger driving a rusted out, 1970 minivan?

Do mermaids poop?

Where does time really go, when it flies?

How do I differentiate how something is none of my business and when it is my business?
 
Should I accept candy from a stranger driving a rusted out, 1970 minivan?

Yes, but only between the years 1970 and 1975 and the van has flower decals all over it. Then just lie back and enjoy the trip.

Do mermaids poop?

Yes. With a very pleasant scent.

Where does time really go, when it flies?

San Diego.

How do I differentiate how something is none of my business and when it is my business?

You don't have to. Everything is none of your business.

How fast would I need to run to simply run through a door to a bank vault?

88 miles per hour wearing a flux capacitor. Your molecules will resonate with the molecules of the door and you'll pass right through.
 
Do apple cars have windows?

considering they make an apple car

will all vehicles be electric in 10 years

How come dumb people get wealthy from inventions, ideas and entrepreneurship?
 
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