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Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by makhno, Jan 23, 2010.

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  1. makhno

    makhno Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A lawyer of merely 35 years of age died and went to heaven. As he stood at the pearly gates, he protested to St. Peter, "But this has to be wrong. I can't die yet!! I'm in the prime of my life, my career's great, and I'll soon be made a worldwide partner. And I'm only 35!!!"
    St. Peter thought to himself for a while, and replied, "Well, son, God doesn't make mistakes, but if you insist, I'll check." Whereupon he turned and floated away.
    After 10 minutes or so, St. Peter returned. "Well, young fellow, I've checked, and it appears that your time has indeed come. You see, although you ARE only 35, but looking at your time sheets and billing records, your billable hours make you 86."
     
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    Gander New Member

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    Ain't that the truth-I love it. We should forward this to all lawyers...
     
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    justagurl530 New Member

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    icryptic Banned

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    hi hi hi. Yup we should. Here is another joke:

    A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.
     

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