Okay so, my friend Steven asked some kid if he wanted candy and this little kid told his parents, and they found out it was us and now his dad wants to press charges. What charges could this kids parents press?
Hmm, what kind of candy were you going to give the kid? Did you know the child was a diabetic and a recovering chocoholic? We're all of you fully clothed when offering the kid candy?
Finally, but most importantly, were you driving a van that resembled this photo?
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