Appeal

[makhno]

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was in favour of the lawyer and his client.

Overjoyed, the lawyer immediately sent a fax to his client, reading "Justice has triumphed!!"

Straight away, the client faxed back, "Appeal at once!"

 

[Gander]

I get it! The guy was guilty-I think!

 

[Gander]

gaining self confidence

The counselor was giving advice to a young man: "To gain self-confidence, you must avoid using negative words, such as can't and not. Do you think you can do that?"

The young man responded, "Well, I can't see why not."