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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by missi, Jan 5, 2013.

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  1. missi

    missi Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
    "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

    "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

    "Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
     
  2. Aklian

    Aklian Banned

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    Its so funny dude...............lol
    My uncle is also an Lawyer and sometimes he actually do such kind of things as you describe here. Well really its a very good joke regarding to Lawyers.
     
  3. WilliamBretton

    WilliamBretton Banned

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    Beemer lol. Must not be busy enough. hah
     

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