Recent content by tmpressure

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    The Lunar Eclipse

    Hey professional is in the pictures, not the camera, that's what I always said. Best camera in the world would have done no good down here with the clouds. Of course, what sucks is going through the 100 pictures you take to find the 10 that are worth showing!
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    Happy Holidays

    Apparently they all were Blue, Happy holidays back to you and a happy new year!
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    The Lunar Eclipse

    Great photography, what kind of camera did you use? It was too cloudy for us down here, I missed the entire thing.
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    Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal

    Hey guys, I know that this was done a while ago, but I only recently stumbled on this site and thought I would get a more professional take on this than what I get from my normal message boards. (I also know that this was taken care of by congress, but this is more of a philosophical...
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    Difference between....

    I found a few good ones I thought I would share.... How many lawyer jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true. and lastly....one that isn't mean (at least I find it complementary...) What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry.
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    Difference between....

    What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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    Real case

    I remember reading about this when it happened, I really wish I could find video.
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    Legal advice

    Ok so far, this has been my favorite one.
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    Lingerie Maid Service, New Business Question...???

    We all know how practical it is to dust, vacuum, and scrub floors in 6 inch stilettos and a teddy. Just be careful with the bleach right? Something tells me that they'll be on the floor, but it won't be very clean at all. My trouble with this is how are you going to convince call girl quality...
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    Interesting case- school district uses students laptops to take webcam pics of them

    That is absolutely insane. Let's hope that none of those things were turned on while minors were changing in their bedroom. Some ideas make you wonder how they get out of the drawing room.
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    Juicy Squirt

    Well it isn't a lawyer joke until the guy gets out of the store and calls his attorney to sue the pants off of the pharmacist!
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    A lawyer's wife dies

    I wonder if the lawyers who come here out of their kindness to answer free questions get a kick out of these jokes?
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    College Athlete On Life Support

    Interesting for this to be right next to the funniest lawyer jokes I have ever read.
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    Three questions

    Third question should be, "Can I get a refund?"
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    Just one question

    That is hilarious.
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