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What is the difference between a good and great lawyer?

Discussion in 'Lawyer Jokes, Stories' started by Testpostnow, Jun 20, 2019.

  1. Testpostnow

    Testpostnow Law Topic Starter New Member

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    A good lawyer knows the law.

    A great lawyer knows the judge.
     
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  2. justblue

    justblue Well-Known Member

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    o_O
     
  3. adjusterjack

    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    How do you define an honest politician?

    An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
     
  4. Highwayman

    Highwayman Well-Known Member

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    Hey, that's NOT a lawyer joke!
     
  5. justblue

    justblue Well-Known Member

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    It COULD be...a lot of lawyers are politicians as well.
     
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    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    I figured somebody would say that.
     
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    What do you call a medical student who finished last in his class? Doctor.
    What do you call a law student who finished last in his class? Your honor.
     
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    adjusterjack Super Moderator

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    How cold was it? It was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

    Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

    A man learns he has a terminal illness and calls his lawyer. He tells his lawyer he wants to become a lawyer and wants to enroll in the express law school. The lawyer gets him signed up and 4 days later the man gets his law degree. The lawyer comes to him on his
    death bed and asks “Why did you go to all that trouble?” The man coughs and wheezes and with his dying breath says “One less lawyer.”
     
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