Surgeons Favorite Patients (not for the easily offended)

[bo66ie]

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

"I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

"I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."

"I like to operate on Engineers," said the fifth. "They always understand when you have a few parts leftover when you're done."

 

[presutin]

This is so accurate... if you know what I mean! Great joke!

 

[Michael Wechsler]

LOL... I can't remember where but there is some other lawyer joke that also makes reference to interchangeable parts! This one though is quite versatile and can apply to a number of professions. Keep 'em coming!

 

[Forever4given]

Oh yeah! Ahhh ha ha ha, that was a good one, I needed that!