Stress Reduction Policy: Self Reporting!

[army judge]

Jurisdiction

Georgia

A professor at a GA university introduces "stress reduction policy" in grading.

Why not?

The army instituted a similar policy for basic trainees.

No need to cause undue pressure or stress on the dear, precious snowflakes.

The times are a changing ...

Prof lets students choose own grades for 'stress reduction'

 

[ElleMD]

That was the result of a hack job, added as a joke. The real course document is here University of Georgia — MIST 4610

 

[adjusterjack]

The army instituted a similar policy for basic trainees.

Would have been nice if that policy had started when I was in Basic.

 

[adjusterjack]

No need to cause undue pressure or stress on the dear, precious snowflakes.

Their future employers will undoubtedly adopt the same policy. (snicker)

 

[army judge]

Their future employers will undoubtedly adopt the same policy. (snicker)

Boss: Jefferson, did you complete that project?

Senior Snowflake Jefferson: No, it made me get all stressed out and stuff.

 

[adjusterjack]

Boss: Jefferson, did you complete that project?

Senior Snowflake Jefferson: No, it made me get all stressed out and stuff.

Boss: No problem. Go spend a few hours in the cafeteria. Relax. Have coffee and donuts on me. There will be a raise in your next paycheck.

 

[army judge]

Boss: No problem. Go spend a few hours in the cafeteria. Relax. Have coffee and donuts on me. There will be a raise in your next paycheck.

Senior Software Snowflake: Thanks dude. How about a raise, dude? I gotta fund my vacation in the Caribbean for next six weeks that I prepaid on the corporate Amex.