Good news and bad news

[makhno]

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, "I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The client says, "I could use some good news. What is it?"

"You ex-wife is not making you pay on further inheritance."

"Great! Now what's the bad news?"

"Well, uh... she's marrying your father."

 

[Gander]

I hate when that happens!

 

[Hbionic]

Keep posting cool joke like this one. I've another for you guys:

Q: What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.