Another lawyer joke

[icryptic]

How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?

A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets

 

[matt55]

LOL.

Not all lawyers are bad though! I'm sure there are some good lawyers that aren't greedy for money!

 

[senal]

I found this on the net- The light bulb joke....

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

* How many can you afford?
* Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.