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Yes, the title company knows how to do it. These days it's all docu-sign anyway.

In June you wrote that the property is "about to be sold." That's 7 months ago. What is the status of the sale now? On the market? Any offers? In contract? In escrow? Approaching close of escrow? What do the trust documents say about potentially selling the property? A revocable living trust...

There's a new car made in Switzerland. It won't shift out of neutral. What do you call a can opener that's broken? A can't opener. Two inert gases walk into a bar. Nobody reacts. How much money does a quantum mechanic make? He doesn't know until he observes his paycheck. Where do teachers go...

Lumber jack keeps taking chainsaws back to the hardware store asking for progressively more powerful models because they're taking to long to cut down trees. After he returns the most powerful model the salesman says :"let me see that" and revs it up. The lumberjack says:"WTF is that noise?".

People on Reddit are posting ghastly photos of snow covering streets and cars. My sisters in NYC are snowed in. It's sunny in Phoenix. It'll be 60 degrees here by Noon. Not a snowflake in sight.

Pretty awful. I don't miss it.

A 70 year old woman gets a face lift and a boob job and is feeling like a million bucks. When the bandages come off she goes to a walk and stops the first guy she sees on the street, "How old do you think I am?" The guy says. "I'd guess 31". On top of the world "Actually, I'm 70!" and she...

It's the white powder that some people put up their noses.

It's gonna be in the 60s and mostly sunny today in Phoenix. Same here. Life is just full of compromises. Sigh.

I lived through NYC blizzards for the first 26 years of my life. Lack of snow was one of the reasons I moved to Phoenix. Nowadays I visit my daughter in Prescott a couple of times a month. It's been cold up there this month and I think she's supposed to get snow this weekend.

:)Do you do that in Vegas, Blue?

Then you have until 2 PM to remove the snow from your sidewalk. (4 hours from when the snow stops. You might considering hiring somebody. https://www.nyc.gov/site/dsny/what-we-do/snow-response/snow-laws.page Up to $250. That's why you have, or should have, renter's insurance with injury...

The rabbit and the carrot were close friends for decades. One day they are walking along and a speeding car jumps the curb and runs over the carrot. A crowd gathers, an ambulance comes, the carrot is rushed to the hospital where doctors and nurses work on the carrot for many, many hours while...

It doesn't work that way. The lawyer will have the insight and ideas. He's the professional. That's what you pay him for. All you need to bring is the money to pay him with.

There was an agent overseas and happened to be in Ireland. And there was an emergency, and it was necessary to contact him immediately. So, they called in another agent, and they said, ``Now, you'll go there. His name is Murphy, and your recognition will be to say, `'Tis a fair day, but it'll be...

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went...

They shouldn't have to file a new judgment for accrued interest. Judgments typically address post-judgment interest already. Might be an execution against property or summons to a debtor's examination. Look up Tennessee exemptions from judgment just in case...

Meet the attorney. Bring a copy of the trust document. Bring a list of trust assets The attorney will tell you what he needs to know and what he needs to do. You won't gain any "knowledge" from strangers on the internet who know nothing about the terms of the trust, the extent of the estate...

This one made me groan, but I like it. Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand-new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out...

All you had to do is google it. https://www.dccourts.gov/services/judge-in-chambers/application-change-name