Drug Crimes, Substance Abuse She did her duty, or is it doody?

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Poster's note: Is it just me, or do MOST captured, about to be caged "perps" have that defeated, dejected look when that first "mugshot" is taken?

I've seen it hundreds of times.

They look beaten.

Here are a few more, judge for yourself.

Slideshow: CTX mugshots of February

CORSICANA, Texas (AP)

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Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.

Police say they placed Shannen Shunta Martin, 32, in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked into jail.

She remained in the Navarro County Jail Monday charged with resisting arrest, possession of a controlled substance and tampering with evidence.

Her bonds total $32,500.
 
Glue traps are must if you live in a warm climate.

Our pest control guy (regular, periodic professional pest control services are a must, too) told me years ago where to place them, and why.

I'll be darned if he wasn't right. Fancy that.
 
Oh my,my.you see,you really do get your hands dirty when your a Police Officer.Crap,just comes with the territory,LOL.
Btw.. When they got her at the jail,they should have took her to medical,and gave her a enema to finish cleaning her out,and make sure nothing else was hiding,where the sun don't shine.
 
Oh my,my.you see,you really do get your hands dirty when your a Police Officer.Crap,just comes with the territory,LOL.

I suspect the officers involved used those bio-hazard supe, super heavy duty gloves.

I used to carry them, surgical masks, and surgical shields back in the day. LOL

There are too many filthy critters in this world.
 
I suspect the officers involved used those bio-hazard supe, super heavy duty gloves.

I used to carry them, surgical masks, and surgical shields back in the day. LOL
Oh,yeah,of course.It is standard protocol for Officers to wear them during searches while retrieving evidence,and inventories of suspects property.
It is something else though,the lengths that criminals will go to hide evidence,or avoid capture.
 
Where there's a will, they'll find a way!
This incident was a little humorous(obviously not for the Officers involved,)but it get's really serious when your trying to keep a suspect from swallowing some crack cocaine,or when Police,find a dead body severely burned up by the murderer,in hopes of concealing forensic evidence,and keep the victim from being identified.
 
This incident was a little humorous(obviously not for the Officers involved,)but it get's really serious when your trying to keep a suspect from swallowing some crack cocaine,or when Police,find a dead body severely burned up by the murderer,in hopes of concealing forensic evidence,and keep the victim from being identified.


It's as old as time, mate, lying, concealing, killing.

As the Bible tells us Cain slew Abel.

Or was it Eve and that naughty fruit?

Crime, mankind's other side.
 
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